with your Uncle Otis
International Man of Mystery
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Time ticking down.
Which wire to cut?
Red or green?
Well, you don’t have to worry about that anymore.
Hey, it’s your Uncle Otis, here with my new “podcast.” Just have your court appointed guardian dial it up for you. It’s easy and you never even have to leave the house.
Great genius may often appear unhinged and unashamed
What you’ll learn from Uncle Otis
Ask bad questions
Tell bad stories
Look bad in the morning
Be bad in the evening
Think bad thoughts
Write bad checks
Early Otis (social drinker)
Your favorite appetizer is ice
BAD RADIO IS THE NUCLEAR OPTION – SLOWER LISTENERS KEEP RIGHT
Not available in Dallas – If you don’t listen, you can’t win.
“We like all the chin boogie”
Paul and Helene Albertson
Uncle Otis does NOT accept engagements in DRY counties
Uncle Otis serves as host of Balls in the Tree, the acclaimed Christmas radio series that has become a national treasure.
As a young Otis, his indelicate world view was shaped while performing as Package Delivery Intern for Galveston Island’s Tuffy’s Bait Camp. From there, anything was possible thanks to his state’s early-release program – cheerleaders, circulating nurses and a host of impromptu neighborhood scrapbooking meetings. Uncle Otis can still ride a bike without holding on to the handle bars. Can you?
Thanks for letting Uncle Otis into your home today. That almost never happens. Now go get the damn podcast.